February 2012
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
no one: wow you look really nice today
no one: im really glad i know you
no one: wanna date me?
no one: youre the smartest person ive ever met
no one: you have a great taste in music
no one: i dont think youre weird
me: why am i so perfect
